Cinderella Screwed Me Over by Cindi Madsen

The brainwashing starts at about two or three years old, when you first hear fairy tales about princesses, castles, ball gowns, and everybody living happily ever after. Forced down our throats as one of the greatest romances of all time. Instead he was, like, Well, as long as her foot’s that small, she’ll probably be about right for me. You’d think if he were as in love as he claimed, he would’ve gone himself. After all, what did the prince in Cinderella really do? He danced with Cinderella, thought she was pretty, and picked up her shoe. If you rewatch Cinderella now, you’ll realize there are some similarities between Prince Charming and the guys you’ve dated. Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty-whatever her real name was, she had, like, three of them-they all added to it. And really, she doesn’t deserve all the blame. I hope you learn that you don’t need a prince charming to make all your dreams come true, but that you find one anyway.Ĭinderella screwed me over. Pepper, Modern Homes Magazine, ibuprofen, Botox. The author acknowledges the copyrighted or trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction: Cinderella, Con Air, Aladdin, Dodge Viper, Pepto-Bismol, Olympics, The Little Mermaid, iPod, The Bachelor, Disney, Anne of Green Gables, Sprite, Dodge Ram, Dodge Durango, McDonald’s, Batman, Hooters, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Journey, Meatloaf, Tangled, Just Friends, Wrangler, John Deere, Chevy Camaro Z28, National Football League, VH1, Titanic, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Beauty and the Beast, BMW 7-series, Fatal Attraction, Barbie, Buffalo Wild Wings, Colorado Rockies, New York Yankees, Divine Design, HGTV, TLC, FedEx, Acqua Di Gio, Sleeping Beauty, Fantasia Lights, Post-it, “Don’t Speak,” “Good Riddance,” “Bitter Sweet Symphony,” Lifetime, Dr. Manufactured in the United States of America Visit our website at Edited by Stacy Abrams

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Cinderella Screwed Me Over by Cindi Madsen